He was a down home cutie with a farm boy smile

Big blue eyes like the Kansas sky

He sat down beside me and we talked a bit

I told him my dreams, he told me his

It became so clear with every word he said

That boy didn’t have a brain in his head

Sometimes, I think I’m lost in a fairy tale

In the land of Oz where nothing’s real

Is it too much to ask for some honesty

From a boy who really is what he seems to be

I wish I knew which way to go

‘Cause you can’t find love on the yellow brick road

He was acting real smooth when I caught his eye

Silver tongued devil with an axe to grind

Said those things a girl likes to hear

Had a little way of whispering in my ear

But he played that game with every girl he met

I swear he didn’t have a heart in his chest

Sometimes, I think I’m lost in a fairy tale

In the land of Oz where nothing’s real

Is it too much to ask for some honesty

From a boy who really is what he seems to be

I wish I knew which way to go

‘Cause you can’t find love on the yellow brick road

He had long, blonde hair and a souped up Ford

Pulled up in the drive with a mighty roar

Played a good game, acted so tough

Had me believing that it could be love

But he tucked his tail between his legs

When it came to commitment, he was scared to death

Sometimes, I think I’m lost in a fairy tale

In the land of Oz where nothing’s real

Is it too much to ask for some honesty

From a boy who really is what he seems to be

I wish I knew which way that I could go

I wish I knew which way to go

‘Cause you can’t find love on the yellow brick road

No, you can’t find love on the yellow brick road

Oh, no