Electric yetis staring back in the mirror

Lunch lady hairnet

Vinyl mind control

Them (Dem) ain’t demons

Them’s (Dem’s) UFOs

Satanic Panic!

The gangs all here

Ronnie James Dio and a case of beer

Space Invaders, defenders are near

Black Oak Arkansas, taste the fear

IROC drag race

Aqua Net

Purple passion devil’s juice

Don’t you know I’m slippery when wet

Satanic Panic!

Oui, je bored

Al Gore… Al Jazeera

Global warming is an

Average, but you can’t count

De-evolution, IQ dismount

The headless Horseman was Paul Revere

Two – Sea and three-P-Ohhh

Porno video, fuck the net

I’m goin’ old school, I’m goin’ VHS!

Satanic Panic!

There’s a cyborg wookie inside of me

Satanic Panic!